Showing posts with label IR stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label IR stuff. Show all posts

Aug 8, 2013

The "Must" List: Horror Roll

Forehand Policy's usual round-up of a few must read/see/view things that you guys (as in the five people who read my blog) might find interesting.


*I seriously cannot stop watching this video. Nice to know that the Manning family has a great sense of humor.


*Horror roll: embattled New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner (also known by his sexting name, Carlos Danger) doesn't know how to quit; NY Yankees' star Alex Rodriguez, accused of using performance enhancing drugs, is the guy at the party no one wants; the Napoles family, through their counsel, Atty. Lorna Kapunan, threatens Rappler with a poorly written demand letter and Bikram yoga founder is accused of rape, sexual harassment and racism.


*Tennis players dominate Forbes list of the highest paid female athletes. The WTA is indeed the leading women's sporting organization in the world.


*Want to encourage more people to read? A little creativity can go a long way.


*Forehand Policy's resident mascot, Ryan Gosling, is in the shortlist to play Batman in Man of Steel 2


*Roger Federer, who is celebrating his birthday today, could be ranked as low as #7 by the time the US Open starts later this month. 


*Probably the greatest power couple of all time.


*Cristiano Ronaldo has been on a charm offensive lately. I honestly have no snark on this. Keep it up, dude.


*Andy Murray and Jennifer Lawrence continue to be adorable.


*Filipino marketing executive Jonathan Yabut is Apprentice Asia's first winner. Highly successful Malaysian businessman Tony Fernandes definitely hired the right person for the job. 


*Diplomacy 101

*Political trolling 101 

May 13, 2013

The "Must" List: Only God Forgives


*Dear Ryan Gosling: Why are you so adorable?

*I've been addicted to @Longform for quite some time now. Let's just say that it's the main reason why I am not getting a lot of sleep these days. If you're on Twitter and you absolutely love reading longform non-fiction stuff, Longform is a must follow. Some of my favorites: Love and Madness in the Jungle, The Mind of a Con Man, Al Gore's Golden Years and A Murder Foretold (this should at least be made into a movie), among others.

*Chechnya =/= Czech Republic. What is happening, people?! *shakes head*

*Thanks for this, Paulo Coelho.

*Who needs the Avengers when you have Uncle Ruslan and Charles Ramsey?

*The next great Hollywood sports movie should come this list. Most compelling story in the list would've be that of Baron Gottfried von Cramm's. Nazis. Homosexuality. Tennis. Rebellion. What more can you ask?

*Buzzfeed + Foreign Policy = MFEO.

*CNN calls itself "The World Leader in News". After this and this, I am not so sure anymore.

*And we end this post with another golden quote from tennis star and self-help guru, Ana Ivanovic:

Mar 3, 2013

The "Must" List: Words of wisdom



*Kinda bummed that there's no mention of Pope Benedict XVI's resignation in this video.

*It's becoming really hilarious now how often I see pictures of Roger Federer crying. Come on, guys.

*Jennifer Lawrence, hands down, is the biggest winner of the recently concluded Academy Awards.  After this, this, this, this and this, really, how can people not fall in love with her? (Even the IR guy that I follow on Twitter wants her to run for Congress.) Funny, down-to-earth and extremely charming, JLaw definitely won herself a lot of fans during Oscar night. Her ability to poke fun at herself is indeed very disarming. I do wish that some media outlets would stop calling her a "starlet" nowadays. Duh. She has several awards under her belt now, is the lead star of the Hunger Games franchise (which contributed to archery's massive popularity during the Olympics on US cable tv) and is the face of Miss Dior. JLaw has earned every right to be called a "star". Anyway, it's really great when someone who you started following because you found her hilarious in one interview almost two years ago hits the big time.

*From the video vault of awesomeness: Michelle Obama and Jimmy Fallon doing the "mom dance".

*Who knew that the way to Kim Jong Un's heart was Dennis Rodman? I'm still not giving up on my peace plan.

*Words of wisdom from Ben Affleck: "...you have to work harder than you think you possibly can. You can't hold grudges. It's hard but you can't hold grudges. It doesn't matter how you get knocked down in life, cause that's gonna happen. All that matters is that you gotta get up."

*Words of wisdom from Ted:



Jan 12, 2013

The "Must" List: Baby Bump Gap

Forehand Policy's usual round-up of a few must read/see/view things that you guys (as in the five people who read my blog) might find interesting.


*Giggling Ryan Gosling = Official Mascot of my blog site.

*So what does make the US a world superpower? Definitely not it's military power or its economic might (duh!) but the likes of People, Us Weekly, Star Magazine, Perez Hilton and the National Enquirer. Take that, North Korea.

*I really pride myself for my choice of absolute tennis faves (even if they don't win a lot). I love you, Andy Murray.

*Looks like everyone's excited for the Australian Open.

*Dear China: please please please be nice to us Filipinos. Want to know why? Because it pays to be nice in international politics, according to Steve Walt.

*Seriously, Ryan Lochte. Can't you just be on The Bachelor or Dancing with the Stars?

Oct 7, 2012

The "Must" List: Muppets against Romney? LOL.

Here's a round-up of a few must read/see/view things that you guys might find interesting.

* So, there's Sesame Street Diplomacy and now there's US presidential candidate Mitt Romney going after Big Bird during his first live debate with incumbent president Barack Obama. Who knew that these muppets could wield so much power and influence?  

* Thanks, Patricia Evangelista, for telling us what the future could look like with Sen. Tito Sotto as the King of Cyberspace. God save the Philippines.

* Roger Federer being, well, like Roger Federer:
"I think he's done so well," Federer added. "His reaction was amazing after not winning Wimbledon against me.
"Then coming back to win the Olympics and bringing the victory home for his first Grand Slam at the US Open was great to see.
"I was very impressed and I'm sure that's going to give him confidence for what's to come.
"How me, Novak and Rafa - whenever he comes back - and the rest of the players will play will have a little bit of an impact.
"But, overall, Andy has some control over that himself now."
* Novak Djokovic dancing Psy's Gangnam Style. Tennis is so cool.

* And I've missed you too.

* Anna Wintour is a big fan of tennis. She's also a big fan of Homeland. Who knew that we had a lot of things in common?

* Team Nicki Minaj or Team Mariah? Let BuzzFeed help you decide.

Aug 27, 2012

The "Must" List: Grand Deception?


Here's a round-up of a few must read/see/view things that you guys (as in the 5 people who read my blog) might find interesting.

*I humbly submit the above video as evidence as to why women tennis players deserve equal prize money. Oh. Hi there, Gilles Simon. Who's the most popular out of the four of you there? (Video courtesy of @OnTheGoTennis)

*Lance Armstrong, cancer survivor and probably the best cyclist that ever lived, is going to be stripped of his 7 Tour de France titles and banned for life from the sport that he dominated after refusing to defend himself from allegations that he used performance-enhancing drugs. This early 2011 investigative piece from Sports Illustrated sheds some light into the issue and even hints at a grand deception on the part of Armstrong and his entourage to cover-up his long-term doping. After reading this article, I can't help but compare Armstrong to Tiger Woods, another superstar who spectacularly fell from grace after being involved in a sex addiction controversy, and how far celebrities and their handlers would go to appear "clean", deceive people and cover up any negative publicity. I know that Armstrong is revered more than Woods mainly because of his work with Livestrong but, after reading SI's article, I can't help but still feel betrayed. I love sports and admire athletes who work really hard and sacrifice a lot of things just to be able to compete and be the best that they can be. It's a shame when they cheat by relying on performance-enhancing drugs and don't do the hard work that other athletes do. It's also unforgivable when they act out like Mafia bosses and ruin the lives and career of people who dare expose them as frauds.

*Here's a nice Strong is Beautiful campaign photo featuring Ana Ivanovic from the WTA. I can't help but feel emotional (you know how we tennis fans can be) after reading the following tagline: "Strong is…never giving up the struggle to be as great as you know you can be. Strong is Women’s Tennis." It's no secret that I'm a big Ana Ivanovic fan (just run through my previous posts) and, of course, I know very well how enormously talented she is and how hard she works to get back to where she once was before the slump happened (Grand Slam champion, former world no. 1). It just sucks big time that her results since late 2008 have not been commensurate to her abilities. I still hope against hope that someday she will somehow recover what she lost during her long slump (e.g. ranking points, a couple of titles, Queen Bee locker room status, endorsement deals). Thanks for keeping the faith, Hitler.

*How hard is it to be a wannabe Secretary of State or Foreign Affairs Secretary? Just ask Steve Walt.

*Vladimir Putin doesn't have a sense of humor. Another post from Steve Walt
Meanwhile, over in Moscow, the punk band Pussy Riot got sentenced to two years in jail for "hooliganism," all because they had the temerity to poke some harmless fun at Vladimir Putin and made the mistake of doing it inside a Russian Orthodox Church. Now there's a real threat to public order!  And the government's lame response is revealing: throwing young female musicians in jail is like taking out a full page ad in the world's leading newspapers announcing "We are afraid of independent thinking and have absolutely no sense of humor." In a world where success increasingly depends on tapping into the energy, imagination, and initiative of the citizenry, Putin is telling young Russians to be dull and conformist. I think he's also betraying a profound sense of insecurity: when a three-person punk band is a threat to society, you know that the government has lost all perspective. He's got Madonna ticked off too, although I'm not sure that matters all that much. 
*Cute guys edition: Ryan Gosling does ballet? I need a video ASAP. Brody Jenner's single, y'all. (Oh wait, I shouldn't have announced that. Darn.)  Unintentional hilarity still follows Andy Murray.

*The Philippines lost a good public servant last week. While a lot of tributes have been written about DILG Secretary and multi-awarded former Naga City major Jesse Robredo, this piece written by Patricia Evangelista is probably my favorite. RIP, Sec. Robredo. Your brand of leadership will surely be missed. 

Jun 15, 2012

Unintentional hilarity: Sesame Street diplomacy

*I didn't know that there's such a thing as Sesame Street diplomacy. I wonder who among Ernie, Bert, Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Oscar the grouch and Elmo would've made a fantastic Ambassador?

*A couple of observations from Maroon 5's Payphone video: (1) Adam Levine and his female companion in the video were running in front of the robbers and they couldn't get a clear shot of him?! (2) why are the cops running after Adam's character? Aren't the robbers STILL inside the bank? (3) Adam's sexy but he's still no Jason Statham.



*This book about marriage and game theory totally makes sense. Really, props to the author. I would've made a thesis out of it if only I was able to think about it first.

*Who knew that googling Scottish tennis player, Andy Murray, could yield these hilarious photos of other players?

*For the record, I wouldn't mind seeing a Bollywood number during the opening ceremony of the Olympics. I'll take that over Beijing's fake fireworks and lip-synching.

Jun 5, 2012

Shameless plug

Your not so humble blogger got published in the Philippine Daily Inquirer's Young Blood section today. This feels like an Academy Award moment for me so I'd like to thank the five people who regularly visit this blog. I promise not to suffer from amnesia when I finally hit it big time. ;-)

Jun 1, 2012

Disco? Really?!

From CNN:
Al-Assad is Moscow's last ally (and largest weapons client) in the Middle East. Slobodan Milosevic in Serbia was just about the Russians' last European ally in the 1990s. Then Sergei Lavrov was Russia's ambassador to the United Nations; now he is Russia's foreign minister. Then, as now, Moscow saw an international conspiracy (led by NATO) against its interests.
 ...
Over Bosnia, Lavrov used arguments that he and other Russian diplomats would repeat as the Libyan campaign evolved more than a decade later. He condemned the shelling of Sarajevo, but said the U.N. and NATO response "exceeds the bounds of the situation in which the Security Council has authorized the use of force: the defense of peace-keeping forces, the protection of humanitarian convoys and the containment of military threats to civilians."
In other words, NATO and the U.N. were not free to choose sides.
A similar view prevails in Moscow today. Lavrov -- using a strange dance analogy -- said Monday that "it takes two to tango, even though in the current situation in Syria isn't really a tango. It's a disco party where many players are dancing and they should all dance in the same way." In other words, the Free Syrian Army is just as culpable as the regime, just like in the '90s the Bosnian Muslims and Serbs were equal opportunity offenders in Russia's eyes.
A massacre just occurred and all that Russia's Foreign Minister could think of was dancing?!

His American counterpart, Hillary Clinton, was obviously pissed:
"The Russians keep telling us they want to do everything they can to avoid a civil war because they believe that the violence would be catastrophic," Clinton said, noting that they are "vociferous in their claim that they are providing a stabilizing influence."

"I reject that," she said, complaining that in fact Russia is propping up Assad as his government continues a brutal, 15-month crackdown on dissent in which some 13,000 people have died.
Hopefully Lavrov finally answers his phone when Hillz calls him again about Syria.

May 9, 2012

The only person who can beat Vladimir Putin

Dear opposition groups: If you want to unseat the Eternal President of Russia, Vladimir Putin, this guy is your best bet:

taken from Russia Beyond The Headlines
Marat Safin is a former tennis world number 1, winner of two Grand Slam titles and Roger Federer's could have been greatest rival. The guy has also been voted several times as the Sexiest Male Tennis Player in TennisReporters.net's Readers' Poll. (The website actually had to retire him and Ana Ivanovic from the poll for winning for five straight years.) Just late last year, he was also able to secure a seat as a representative at the Russian Parliament.

Even if Marat is still with Putin's United Russia Party, there are no permanent friends in politics and I think he could still very well be the male Katniss Everdeen of Russia for the following reasons:

From Getty Images
1) He's a doting brother to fellow tennis playing-sister, Dinara Safina. He'd probably volunteer as tribute should a Reaping take place to save his sister. A lot of women (myself included) would readily volunteer as his Peeta (or even Gale).

taken from Go To Tennis
2) You can talk to him and he'll listen.

From the Hopman Cup
3) He's willing to fight for you. Just look at the black eye and cut eye on this photo. He also smashes rackets when pissed off and frustrated. Don't we all like our leaders with a bit of a temper?

From Marat Safin Forum
4) Marat actually reads the news. Take that, Sarah Palin.

taken from The Downward Spiral
taken from The Guy From Russia
5) He could easily win in a Presidential battle of shirtless pics.

I have many ideas to offer in the economic and social fields. And I may be the prettiest boy in the Duma, but only because the others are all over 60.
Want a face for the rebellion? Marat Safin is your guy.

Apr 17, 2012

No words.

2012 Pulitzer Prize Winner for Breaking News Photography (AFP)
Write-up from www.pulitzer.org:
Tarana Akbari, 12, screams in fear moments after a suicide bomber detonated a bomb in a crowd at the Abul Fazel Shrine in Kabul on December 06, 2011. 'When I could stand up, I saw that everybody was around me on the ground, really bloody. I was really, really scared,' said the Tarana, whose name means 'melody' in English. Out of 17 women and children from her family who went to a riverside shrine in Kabul that day to mark the Shiite holy day of Ashura, seven died including her seven-year-old brother Shoaib. More than 70 people lost their lives in all, and at least nine other members of Tarana's family were wounded. The blasts has prompted fears that Afghanistan could see the sort of sectarian violence that has pitched Shiite against Sunni Muslims in Iraq and Pakistan. The attack was the deadliest strike on the capital in three years. President Hamid Karzai said this was the first time insurgents had struck on such an important religious day. The Taliban condemned the attack, which some official viewed as sectarian. On the same day, a second bomber attacked in the northern city of Mazar-i-Sharif. Karzai said on December 11 that a total of 80 people were killed in both attacks. Published December 7, 2011
This is probably one of the most heartbreaking photos that I've ever come across. It's sad that this kind of loss and destruction still exists up to this day.

Frenemies

While the Philippines remained locked in a stalemate with China over the disputed Panatag (Scarborough) shoal in the West Philippine Sea (also South China Sea), Filipino and Chinese officials in Beijing launched the "2012-2013 Philippines-China Years of Friendly Exchanges (YFE)."

According to a news release of the Philippine Department of Foreign Affairs (DFA), the YFE, launched on April 11, promotes cultural and people-to-people exchanges between the two countries.

The Beijing launch, hosted by the Chinese People's Association for Friendship with Foreign Countries (CPAFFC) and China's Ministry of Foreign Affairs, came nearly a month after the Philippine launch of YFE last March 20.

President Benigno Aquino III and Chinese President Hu Jintao designated 2012 and 2013 as the Philippines-China Years of Friendly Exchanges during Aquino's State Visit to China in August 2011.
Does a "friend" poach marine life in a disputed area that you both claim and bully you around when you call them out for it? China is so like the Regina George to our Cady Herron.

Apr 12, 2012

"Memes really do come true."

Taken from Texts from Hillary. Image was actually a submission from US Secretary of State Hillary "Hillz" Clinton herself. Click here for the signed copy.

I discovered the Tumblr site, Texts from Hillary, through a couple of tennis fans that I follow on Twitter. People, this is how a fan site should look like. I've always liked Secretary Hillary Clinton and, while I'm not a US citizen, I honestly believe that she is possibly the most awesomest President that the US never had. (Hillz, can you re-consider for 2016?) Seriously, Hillz > Obama. Who run the world? Girls. ZOMG, she even got a text from Mr. Perfect (a.k.a. Ryan Gosling) himself! Sadly, the creators of this hilarious Tumblr site has decided to "stop while they are ahead". ("Is it really possible to top a submission from the Secretary herself? No.") But, we'll always have the LOLz.

Apr 10, 2012

10 plagues of Egypt = Israeli WMDs?

illustration taken from Cartoon Movement

Dan Drezner imagines what it must be like if the Exodus actually took place in today's world of international politics. I'm still cracking up over his sample write up for Foreign Policy wherein he describes the craziness and unintentional hilarity that would ensue at the United Nations should the Exodus happen today. 

Apr 4, 2012

UPDATED: So how do we deter North Korea from doing a rocket launch? Maybe Kris and Carlo J. Caparas can come to our rescue.


Kim Jong Un (who is probably "Noynoying" in this pic) seems really excited to launch a satellite into space next week. The launch is said to be scheduled between April 12 - 16 with rocket debris from it's first and second stages expected to fall off the coasts of South Korea and the Philippines, respectively. This plan to launch a satellite into space is widely viewed with suspicion given that North Korea is a secretive and unpredictable nuclear-armed nation that is at odds with its East Asian neighbors (South Korea and Japan) and the US, among others.

While Japan and South Korea are determined to shoot down the missile in case it enters their airspace, the Philippines unfortunately doesn't have the same capability to do so. We have so far gone the diplomatic route to protest NoKor's planned test. I'm not too hopeful that this will convince Kim Jong Un, duh. So, I've decided to offer my unsolicited advice as to how to strongly convince NoKor's Supreme Commander from pushing through with their rocket launch.

The Kim family LOVES! their propaganda. They portray themselves as demigods sent from up above and gifted with supernatural abilities to rule over their people. They encourage the making of movies, plays, songs, posters, etc to promote themselves and their ideology and force their starving population to watch/listen to/read these 24/7. I think President Noynoy Aquino should seriously consider sending our very own National Artist, Carlo J. Caparas, to be our envoy to NoKor and convince Kim Jong Un that it's more fun to direct films and create comics instead of doing nuclear tests. If Caparas can create propaganda before for former President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo, why not do it for NoKor's Supreme Commander and save the Philippines? Presidential sister, Kris Aquino, who at one time became Caparas' muse ("The Queen of Massacre Films"), could very well vouch for him. 

I humbly submit this proposal to the PNoy administration in the hope that this will at least encourage North Korea to divert the direction of its planned rocket launch and avoid the Philippines. I still think there's enough time to send Kris Aquino, Carlo J. Caparas and even Boy Abunda to sell this idea to the Supreme Commander. *fingers crossed*

UPDATED
Look's like we don't actually have anything to worry about after all. Moving right along...

Apr 2, 2012

An IR student's reading of The Hunger Games


The Hunger Games, a movie based on the first book of Suzanne Collins' popular trilogy, is set in post-apocalyptic, dystopian North Korea America. Borrowing themes from Greek and Roman epics, the Depression, the Holocaust and society's current fascination with reality television, the tale is able to powerfully show a lot of themes that could resonate with a variety of viewers, including international relations (IR) students, professors and practitioners alike. 

In The Hunger Games, we see what it's like when unbridled greed, useless war mongering and stupid reality show gimmicks are allowed to run unrestrained in a society. The rich class of the Capitol employ tactics of fear and hope (think of Antonio Gramsci's definition of hegemony as a combination of coercion and consent) to control the citizens of the outlying twelve districts who live a poor, nasty and brutish life. In this twisted society, the rich wear overly garish clothes and big and colorful wigs, seem too obsessed with plastic surgery and speak in affected accents. Think of a more pompous Gadhafi family (if that's possible), Kim Jong Il's clan in drag or a sinister looking European royal family


The rich class have become too amoral and desensitized that in lieu of another brutal civil war, the Capitol organizes an annual Hunger Games where each district (through an unequal, but legitimate, peace treaty) is forced to send one boy and one girl (aged 12 - 18) as their "tributes" to fight in a televised, gladiator-like battle royal where only one out of 24 representatives will come out alive. Through the Hunger Games, the Capitol is able to impose order and manipulate the twelve districts to show them who's boss. President Snow (Donald Sutherland) captures this succinctly by telling game master Seneca Crane (Wes Bentley) that hope is the only thing stronger than fear. To prevent another uprising and to maintain their lifestyle of plundering the resources (e.g. farming, fishing, coal mining) generated by the twelve districts, the Capitol showcases the Hunger Games on national television to scare the working class and at the same time give them their very own protagonists to cheer for and to hope for. 

The winner gets to come home alive, bring a rich bounty for his/her district and become a popular reality tv star. The fallen ones will be immortalized as "heroes" who sacrificed their lives to maintain the unstable peace in their country. It's like the US calling their fallen soldiers as heroes but, why were they sent to Iraq in the first place anyway? They were sent on a false premise of preventing Saddam Hussein from supposedly using his weapons of mass destruction against the US (no WMDs were actually found). I sincerely hope that the leaders of North Korea, Syria and even China don't get ideas while watching this movie. They would probably think that, oh, isn't it more fun to organize a Hunger Games-type of competition featuring telegenic rebels and pitting them against each other in a fight to the death instead of cracking down on them violently all the time a la Tiananmen Square 1989? Imagine the possible bidding war for Mark Burnett and the creators of all those tacky reality shows. They could even get sponsors for it.

The most poignant scene for me would probably be the Reaping where kids are raffled off to know which ones would be offered as tributes. The scene reminded me of the Holocaust where kids and adults alike were sorted, marked and fed propaganda only to be led unknowingly to their possible destruction. In an act of absolute selflessness, the story's heroine, Katniss Everdeen (played beautifully by Academy Award nominee Jennifer Lawrence) volunteers to take her younger sister's place as tribute. Katniss, a resourceful and street-smart resident of District 12 who fends off for her widowed mother and sister, and Peeta Mellark (Josh Hutcherson), a baker's son who harbors secret feelings for her, are sent off in style to the Capitol to be prepped and trained for the biggest event of the year. They and all the other tributes are made over like stars and given media training  to make the sponsors and audience fall in love with them.

While the absurdity of it all is not lost on Katniss, she is rational enough to understand that she has to play along to survive and return to her family. Unknowingly though, any action on her part will be viewed with suspicion by the Capitol since any act of defiance could inspire the masses to fight back and start a rebellion. In a controlled arena (part Big Brother and Survivor), the 24 tributes are pitted against each other, the elements and imaginary animals until only one of them remains. This plays out on national television where every plot angle and emotion is milked just for the drama of it all. How I wish that Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Jersey Shore and other reality shows of their ilk were as relevant.

The Globe and Mail is right in calling The Hunger Games a "modern allegory that illuminates what it appears to imitate, throwing our light/bright culture into darker relief". I believe that IR practitioners, state leaders, foreign policy think tanks and those in the media could learn a lot from the themes of this movie (capitalist greed, thirst for power, love for the dramatics, useless war marketing). I hope that this movie scares the wits out of  everyone in such a way as to not allow ourselves to live in a world ruled by a ruthless leader in drag who is a hybrid version of Gadhafi, Kim Jong-Il and George W. Bush. Heck, I don't know if I would be able to defend myself with a bow and arrow or a sword. I'd probably rely on my good ol' tennis racket and smash serves and forehand winners against other competitors (*wishful thinking*).